a little rant

  • People who throw cigarette butts out of their car windows onto the road.
    • Earth is not your personal ash-tray - to the gallows with you!
  • People who are megalomaniacs, and who don't pay attention to your warnings
    • Fine! Don't pay attention, go to H-E-double-hockey-sticks by yourself
  • Cyclists who don't pay attention to the rules of the road and give law-abiding cyclists a bad name
    • Fecking egoists! You are not worthy of owning a bike - Off to translink with you!
  • Drivers who have a sense of entitlement the size of a Hummer, and who cut off law-abiding cyclists like me
    • Fecking fecktard, and if you also smoke and drop your butts onto the road, double fecktard - may you step in dog shit for the rest of your life everytime you get out of your car
  • Dog owners who don't pick up after their dog
    • May you have your foot run over by the drivers with a sense of entitlement after they step into the dog poop your dog has left behind.
  • People who steal bike lights from poor, innocent, law-abiding cyclists like me
    • May you go blind and have cigarette butts flicked your way by drivers with a sense of entitlement and dog poop on their shoes
That is all for today. Regular programming may resume in a few days. Maybe. 


When ranting, remember the golden days of exploration