|If it's not from Ted, it doesn't go on my feet|
2) I can't get my thoughts in order this week. It requires too much effort, and I don't think the benefits, in so much that there are any, are worth the effort. So I shan't, and I shall simply put words down in a semi-random fashion and let the chips (or words as the case may be) fall where they fall.
3) The local version of our orgre is being orgrish again. It's clear that living under the bridges (or is that troll - they're related anyway, or maybe it's because the trolls are bullying the orgre that makes the orgre orgrish? And does the fact that trolls live under bridges have anything to do with the bridge tolls?) doesn't suit him. I'm surprised though because the underneath of a bridge seems the perfect place for this particular orgre. He's already practically green with slime so would blend in well with the damp and dark mud of a riverbank that sees little or no sun. Perhaps we'll be lucky and he'll pick up some undiscovered virus or bacterium (no, they're not the same thing) which will epigenitcally change his makeup and personality for all personality is due to hormones and chemicals, and all hormones and chemicals are derived from proteins which are ultimately programmed by DNA which is in turn affected by random methylations, or de-methylations which is what epigenetics is more or less about.
4) Sequence, sequence, sequence, he said to me. No, no, no, I said. Never shall I join the sequencing brigade. I would rather stick my finger in liquid nitrogen first, and I may well have to do that. The other option for me is to focus nice, sharp radiation beams into the cornea of orgres in which case the outcome may be a little less painful.
|The shoebox may not be in the clouds, but it is in the sun|
|A stylish blow against the tyranny of choice!|
8) Finally, I must be careful what I wish for because as I've learnt before, your wishes are granted when the gods (the ones spelt with a little g) want to punish you. I have one of three of Bridget's goals in life, should I want more?