|Cheerful blue counter-tops that resist everything including bleach,|
and long-chained coconut oil based detergents
The SOCK snooped around the rest of the building and was almost ensared by K and T who pounced and offered to send him newsletters, shower him with offers of cheap mortgages, and value-added homes. He resisted. He stood firm and said, "I'm just taking such teeny-leetle-baby-baby steps into this whole buying housing frenzy, that it'd be quite useless sending me information". So convincing was he that the two vultures dropped him like a DDT-infested piece of carcass.
|The first bottle of wine (Thorncreek Rose) |
quaffed, in crappy wine glasses, washed
down with Port.
Then the pizza arrived, and it was indeed delicious, and glasses were put by the box, and then in a fell swoop, a glass went tinkling over the table, smashed onto the floor leaving shards of broken glass around and a DENT on the floor. The horror. The horror.
|The official christening of the floor |
by a wine glass what tumbled
As he said, "With the bigger glasses, we won't have to keep pouring wine and this will save my elderly, practically arthritic wrists".
What a lovely gift - wine glasses for my guests. So generous of them to provide for themselves...